Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.

If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.

Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022