Octopus

It’s what squidward is he isn’t a squid he’s an octopus

Squidward more like octo ward because he is an Octopus ... ahaha

by Ur mom is behind u turn around January 9, 2020

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Octopus

Act of a single player scoring a touchdown (qb, wr or rb) and then scoring the subsequent 2-point conversion.

6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus

Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.

by Flurb789 November 1, 2020

naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

Fade The Octopus

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".

Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.

by boo&brasen March 7, 2011

Octopus

A way to eat Cheetos while scoffing down tortillas and and farting uncontrollably through the place where your heart is located. Or it could also be a sea creature with 8 legs and 3 hearts.

Jimmy: Oh your doing an octopus, nice
James: GRHGIUHEDJDOEHDIOHFHEUGFEUG

by 809ugyug March 8, 2023