Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017

Muddy Buddy

When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.

"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"

"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"

by Bierleichen February 2, 2017

Muddy cowgirl

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere

Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.

by Realdankduck November 3, 2019

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

muddy macaroni

a weird made up word made up by a weird person who wont follow ppl back

anyway you want to use muddy macaroni, it can be used.

by mel.z July 25, 2017

Muddy lean

lean that has multiple pills in it making look like there is sand in it.

Ayy Rory made some muddy lean for the party tonight.

by Fritzelfri February 2, 2019