Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

by Kalvinater April 21, 2019

The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.

We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.

by Jimmy Tib Kirk June 1, 2018

Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.

Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Cock Method

The are many cock Methods for example.

First method
1.). The act of Penisting.

Second method
2.) The act of cock fight with someone by cock meaning penis.

Last method

3.) The act of puting penis in someones ass and spinning like an helicopter.

1.) Me and my friend went to penisting.

2.) Me and senpai had a cock fight .

3.) Me and my try the cock method her ass was torn.

-@spy nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

Glenn Method

Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.

I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.

by pinacuse October 18, 2020