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Jan Bob

A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.
Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)
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7th of Jan

THE CUTEST AND MOST AMAZING PERSON WITH AN AMAZING PERSONALITY THATS HARD TO RESIST, AND GRABS EVERYONES ATTENTION AND CAN DATE WHOEVER THEY LIKE WERE BORN ON THIS DAY
girl: my bday is 7th of jan
boy: explains why your so hot
by callemxxtrxxpay November 1, 2020
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Erik-Jan

Name for the guy that you’d think is a nerd, bit then turns out to be: funny, thoughtful and strong.

Also Erik-Jan seems to like water somehow.
They like any sort of watersport and turn out to be good at it aswell.

If you know a Erik-Jan, you should feel blessed, since they are a rare species.
Look at Erik-Jan, he is such a great guy!
An Erik-Jan a day, keeps the doctor away.
by EJDOTCOM6 November 23, 2021
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jan 24

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)
by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021
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Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.
When you see Jan-Michael, tell him has a friend in me.
by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021
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Jan Maxim

has a huge monster xxl jumbo whopper size cock
jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock
by finnposter June 12, 2023
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Jan Maxim

jan maxim has a huge whopper xxl boeing 747 sized cock
jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock
by finnposter June 12, 2023
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