insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

Insta Dramatic

That one girl who is soooo dramatic online and people are so fed up of her biz.

InstaDramatic- I hate mi life, nubody understands moi ;-;
You - I hate you
InstaDramatic- Your so rood ;-;
You - Feckin' Insta Dramatic, kill urself

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016

insta-thick

When a female only has ass on Instagram

"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"

by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016

Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.

John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.

by OnTop January 21, 2020

Insta baddie

Flossie

Insta baddie= flossie

by Lmaoidkwhat May 18, 2020

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020