Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 19, 2018

GRUNT

A grandad, that turned into a grumpy cunt!

"my grandad has turned into a right GRUNT recently"

by Rachit123 October 15, 2019

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 7, 2017

Link Grunt

The sound that Link makes when he is climbing.

Those Link Grunts are annoying as fuck!

by The LoZ Nerd June 11, 2017

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016