Firefighter Foam

1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)

(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023

MICRO-FOAMING ACTION

Penetrating with no resistance.

I'm terribly afraid of Dentist but Oral hygiene is important. Therefore I use an anti-cavity, fluoride toothpaste with MICRO-FOAMING ACTION.

by Danese La Johnson June 5, 2023

foaming

what horny transit and rail fans like to do.

OMG... is that guy really foaming a stupid normal bus?

by polishw February 11, 2023

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023

foam

What comes from your decroded mouth when you drink too much beer.

At the end of he night, he foamed on the tree in the front yard.

by Rooobeee September 3, 2023

Mouth foam

When a nitty buys fake cocaine and it’s full of soap making their mouth start foaming. Typically followed by random jaw movements and singing.

He’s picked up that shit again, how long till the mouth foam starts again?

by ClaireFlood January 7, 2020

Spray foaming

Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.

What are you up to honey.

Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.

Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.

Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.

by Richard Dangles August 2, 2020