Cord Griffin

Cord Griffin

(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him — he gives off major Cord Griffin vibes.”

by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025

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Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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dis cord

Dis cord yes thats it

Hey check out dis cord

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos

you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024

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cord

In Brawl Stars, short name for the brawler Cordelius.

P1 - Man I hate cord mains
P2 - cord not even good bro

by concilus May 18, 2025

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Death Cord

A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)

Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.

by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023

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