Bruno

Bruno? We don't talk about him...

Person 1: Who's Bruno?
Person 2: *starts fucking singing*

by DBHConnor_RK800 January 10, 2022

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022

bruno

enchanto character. makes sense if you have even seen enchanto basically a name

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO

by platapus eheh January 18, 2022

Bruno

We don't talk about him

we don't talk about Bruno no no!!

by Someone.....:) January 19, 2022

Bruno

we dont talk about him

we just dont talk about bruno.......

by Cutiepox January 22, 2022

Bruno

The most amazing person ever! He could be your boyfriend or your best friend but he will treat you like nobody has ever! He is the funniest person alive, he can be aggressive at time but only for you, he will be mean to people that are bullying you. He is very romantic as well. Bruno is the best boyfriend ever! He’s really funny and shows so much respect to u! Always have a Bruno in ur life! Like me <3

AHHH I LOVE U BRUNO

by theyfw_uuuu May 29, 2022