Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.

- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.

by brunorc September 19, 2023

Belgian girl

A girl who is sticky and cute in the beginning and will do everything what you say, she will slowly brainwash you in being her slut. They change like a virus in the beginning they are not a problem until they take you over and use you until you die. Fuck them but do not be together with them at all costs. The become ugly after the age of 28 and change in to your worst nightmare.

Person nr 1: Hey is Tom still with that Belgian girl. No, that bitch destroyed him, he is now staying at home and going to a psychologist.

Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.

by $Dark_Side$ March 3, 2021

Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds

Greg challenged me to a Belgian Waffle War

by MooseMatthewsen August 9, 2022

Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!

by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022

Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022

Belgian Bagel

Hillary Clinton's dusty butthole.

Chris is a real belgian bagel.

by ragingwaffles October 2, 2021