anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023

anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.

her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 4, 2021

Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.

That guy Chris, what an anal bead.

by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022

Bead

A buddy that you have a crush on.

Origin: word mash of Bea & Buddy.

Pronounced: Bay-d or Bay-duh or…

Buddy 1: “Do you remember your Bea from last year?”

Buddy 2: “Yea, so.”

Buddy 1: “Well you are my Bead now.”

by Sleepy Creep July 2, 2022

Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.

Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.

by Sick Em D October 25, 2022

Anal beads

Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole

Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022