Avocado

An Avocado is a name that shows how nice a person is, how gentle they can be... so take advantage of that and castrate their friends. Ug Ly H03

POV: your an avocado

by funny people always win n life March 10, 2021

Avocado

LOUIS TOMLINSON IS UPSET THAT YOU SEARCHED THIS

Louis Tomlinson: fooking avocados

by simpforharrybruh April 19, 2021

Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users

The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click

by dubzziez April 23, 2021

Blue Avocado

Someone who is terrible at the game Fall Guys.

Spencer is such a blue avocado

by Betatestertard July 30, 2022

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022