wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

Wink Wind

When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.

Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.

by doctajj August 2, 2012

Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing

you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.

by KF3917 December 3, 2011

wink winkety

Another way of saying sex so your parents don't strangle you when you talk about doing it.

Can't wait to have wink winkety tonight. ;)
God! Wink winkety is the best with you. <3

by Bae456 December 13, 2018

Throw a wink

To wink at someone in a flirty way. It might be for pity or to make them feel better. However, it may be more.....

That guy wants nothing to do with me. He won't even throw a wink at me.

by Wolfishcrib December 13, 2018

nipple wink

When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.

"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."

by prilosec August 18, 2018

stick wink

When you can feel your tampon peeking out of your vagina.

Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;

by fingeringtrash September 10, 2018