Theft

The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.

Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Commit a Theft King

Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.

Go commit a theft king.

by Meznight July 17, 2024

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 5, 2025

theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022

“Im going to do laundry”

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”

by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024

Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024