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snatch the weave

When someone is in a fight and pulls of a piece of fake hair
Girl if she try's me right now I will snatch the weave of that fake bitch!
by michael hastings June 4, 2017
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flo snatch

When a guy comes at you spitting game, or charm to get a girl. Otherwise talk up themselves to seem better than they are. And gets the girl.
Dexter was at the gym, when a young woman walked in. He had to talk to her, he started talking to her. Bragging about things that did not matter. She fell for it she was flo snatched
by Rusvegas January 25, 2018
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Snatch Football

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.
Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
by WTHJ222 March 26, 2008
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Snatch Ratchet

n. Female version of Douche-bag.

A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.
by The New OED October 6, 2009
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Frosted Snatch

When a guy and girl are having sex the guy pulls out and jizzes on the girls pussy.
When Ben was about to cum he pulled out and jizzed on Sara's pussy giving her a Frosted Snatch.
by Gingerman69 January 13, 2010
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hairy snatch

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair
Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.
by da ma October 3, 2003
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Snatch Burglar

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 17, 2009
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