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Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
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Nigel

Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022
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Nigel Driffield

Person 1: Do you wanna see my Nigel Driffield? ;)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)
by Nigel Cock June 1, 2021
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Nigel

In slang, particularly in English, in England, the term "a Nigel" is often used to refer to a stereotype of a middle-class, suburban white male, often perceived as being somewhat bland, boring, or lacking in adventure. The name has been popularized in various media and is sometimes used humorously or pejoratively to describe someone who embodies these traits.
Nigel Farage is such a nigel, it restores your faith in nominative determinism.
by Fustbariclation November 2, 2024
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Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
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Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025
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Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.
Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him
by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025
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