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The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick
Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”
by Neolapse December 27, 2022
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Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
by balistah August 20, 2023
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The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.
Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023
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The Musket

A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.
1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
by Yakoshi January 24, 2021
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