Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

a crazy ass christmas song eazy e made

Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas fools!

by scratchensniff November 5, 2022

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happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

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Merri bek

An alcoholic beverage consisting of spice rum, warm milk consumed at Christmas

After the Christmas party I was Merri bek on merri Bek

by Spicy rum September 29, 2022

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Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

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merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.

“Merry Cloitus everyone!”

by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021

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led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

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