Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

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summer hummer

A person who relishes the summer months.

I think summer is even better than spring break. I guess I'm a major summer hummer.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

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Price Hill Hummer

The act of getting a blow job from a Price Hill hooker down on Warsaw avenue.

That man has gotten a Price Hill Hummer from just about every single fiend down on the block.

by FlatEarthIsNonsense June 3, 2023

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strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.

I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.

by Jamacha October 9, 2023

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