Roblox Hoops

A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.

I wanted to play Roblox Hoops, but I decided that it was too terrible to manage to play.

by TheBestHoopsBaller November 16, 2017

poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

cone hoop

Homosexual sex with a ginger

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.

by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011

flamingo hoop

Having intense diarrhea from the vagina

Have you heard about that one girl she's having a flamingo hoop?

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

Cock a hooped

It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.

Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.

by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023

Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022