Ian Hawke

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.

VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"

by milonster hunter February 5, 2020

global hawk

RQ-4 remotely piloted aircraft operated by the United States Air Force and other agencies

The global hawk mission is intelligence, reconnaissance, and surveillance.

by insevin March 24, 2017

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.

"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."

by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011

chocolate hawk

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.

Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.

by Munstadi July 29, 2017

hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

by boocs March 17, 2022

Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007