Greg

Greg is someone who is cool to himself, when really in real life, no one likes him. No one understands him, and no one likes to be around him. He is one to be seen farting on girls, and walking old ladies across the street and get them hit by buses.

omg did you see greg last night? how does he have friends? oh wait. he doesn't

by AlaylayChips October 20, 2016

Greg

A pussy who doesn't like to wrestle

Greg is a pussy.

by 11111ffffff December 7, 2016

greg

A brown diseased piece of male waste emitted while having sex.

I greged my gf last night

by PenisSatan November 7, 2017

Greg

A white dude. Brown hair, any eye color, average height, average build, typically nothing too exciting about him. High possibility of blatant homosexuality.

Becky1: "He's kinda cute."
Becky2: "Nah he looking like a Greg."

by GotDatHang08 November 15, 2017

Greg

A Greg refers to a middle-aged vanilla white dude.

Check out that Greg over there sipping his latte.

by Shamgar81 December 29, 2018

Greg

A White male whith a 13 inch cock

look at that greg over there

by ggggggggggggggggg. January 3, 2019

Greg

BILLTONG BILLTONG. Greg is a man that will ruin your life the moment you meet him. He is also very aggressive and likes to pick on smaller people. Greg is a stupid mother fucker that doesn't like being lied to.

WHY U LIEEEE TO MEEEE - Greg

by dog trash July 18, 2018