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GPS Liar

When you are using a GPS and are usually en route to a destination, and someone calls you to ask how far you are. Your reply is greatly exaggerated to make it seem like your 5 minutes away when in reality you're GPS says your are 30+ minutes away
Chris - "Yo bro i been calling you off the hook when are you going to be here my party starts in 10 minutes"

Dylan - "nigga im right around the corner ill be there in 5"

Chris - "naaa nigga your def a GPS Liar"

*GPS actual time = 35 minutes
by DylanMat12211 December 31, 2012
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GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
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GP

Ganstas Purposes. If you from Philly you already know this one!
We mobbed last night and woke up with a glock. Guess that’s just GP.
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GP

GP is an acronym for Golden Pussy. A female who has a GP could make any man do as she wishes. A GP is not a regular pussy but a golden one, which seems to have a higher value in the population of pussy's.
That chick looks regular but has all of the dudes following her. She must have a GP!

In order to get a man to do what you want when you want, one must first possess a GP.
by stishstash July 26, 2018
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GP

"GP" is an abbreviation often used by rollercoaster enthousiasts. It literally translates into "general public." It is often used to describe the majority of visitors to theme parks, as they do not typically know much about rollercoasters.

GP in general can make very dumb remarks regarding coasters, which in turn makes enthousiasts cringe.
1) "King Da Ka had a rollback earlier today. I could hear the GP screaming, because they don't know that they happen regularly."

2) "I just heard a member of the GP say that this rollercoaster travels through the air, without track for a few seconds."
by OkabeKyouma August 25, 2018
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Gp

It's group. Plain and simple
Oh boy I'm glad I'm chatting in this gp
by Pouryaisgay August 27, 2018
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GP!

An Experimental Band similar to Death Grips, & Daughters.
Guy: Hey! Ever heard of this band called GP!
Dishwasher: No.
Guy: kill yourself
by YeDot October 21, 2023
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