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Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will
“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”
by Raccski April 10, 2021
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FUNERAL GHOST

Convincingly so THE OBJECT OF LIFE IS TO DIE AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
Test the hypothesis in the next definition as this is full explosive destruction of any presence as the FUNERAL GHOST will either be on the left of the equals or the right side of the equals for the PEDOPHILE ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN . It depends on not the middle as that is taken for the operation.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Funer

Way cooler way more fun than anything ever. Legit the best thing ever compared to other things.
Trampolines are way funer than playgrounds.
by Gretstheoreo October 30, 2019
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Jizzking Funeral

When you are ahead by 3 goals in rocket league and then you vote to forfeit
Yo guys we're 3 ahead! We gotta give them a Jizzking Funeral!
by robloxsex22 October 19, 2025
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PC Funeral

The name of the chase theme for the "YAAI" skin for Noli in the Roblox game Forsaken. (YAAI means "you are an idiot!", referencing youareanidiot.org.)
idk how uhh PC Funeral i guess
by ArloXD November 12, 2025
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funere

Pronunciation: /fuˈneər/
Definition:
1. A strong cord or line used for pulling, elevating, or securing heavy loads (cargation).
2. A durable braided fiber employed in construction, floating, or agriculture.
3. A versatile strand utilized in various industries for support or suspension.
4. An ample and durable rope-like structure suitable for demanding applications.

Significance:
• It defines durable ropes used in practical scenarios.
• It emphasizes reliability and functionality.
• It identifies specific types of cords.
• It avoids vague or generic terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of industrial-grade lines.
• It improves clarity when specifying load-bearing materials.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "rope."
Singular noun: funere
Plural noun: funeres
Examples:
• "The crane operator relied on a sturdy funere to elevate heavy machinery."
• "Mariners secured the anchor with a durable funere."
• "Construction laborers preferred funeres for suspending scaffolding."
• "Farmers used funeres to haul bales of hay."
• "Funeres are essential tools (erraments) in maritime navigation."
by Dmitrio November 22, 2025
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