FTS

Fuck This Shit . For times when FML just isn't working .

Ex 1 : ' I got an F on the biggest test of the year ? FTS . '

Ex 2 : ' My best friend just stole my girlfriend . FTS . '

by AngrierAndAngrier December 11, 2011

FTS

Fuck that slut

"fts man she isnt worth it"
or
yea man! fts she is a total whore!

by the only cmags October 23, 2011

FT with the B-Man

Short for "facetime with the boss." This is a term used by folks on the fast track to success who utilize the strategy of staying close to the executives in their life so that they'll be liked and promoted. It is almost universally successful.

"Sorry, Honey, I'm going to be home late tonight. Joe's in town and I gotta get my FT with the B-Man so I can get that promotion."

by coolguyrandall November 18, 2011

FTS

FTS means "Fuck That Shit"
may be used almost for every occasion

"Damn! the papers are due to tomorrow oh well FTS"
"FTS im going to grab my self a beer"
"My boyfriend left me two days ago FTW i'll find a new one"

by Chris-Vox@-Dreamers As Kings November 22, 2011

Ft

An abreviation of "FaceTime".

friend1: yo wanna do ft?
friend2: i cant im doing the do 😁

by Iwritethingsherewhenimbored November 17, 2023

Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb

Simply the best song in existence.

A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!

by AlexVictus123 January 27, 2024

Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.

1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!

by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023