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felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.
“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.
"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025
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carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
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Felch

Originally meant "to eat shit" but has been expanded in recent decades to include eating semen from a vagina or anus.
Some people are sexually aroused by felching when a partner defecates into their mouth.
by Dr. Alvino December 7, 2022
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felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022
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Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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