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Not an excuse to let them sell it instead of me. WHAT they are selling is HYM. Which, again, makes it more likes slavery than anyone else. Even if I put the phone down today they are still doing the thing they are doing. Seems like we only have a problem with slavery in theory, so long as it isn't happening to us, huh? But in implementation, well..
Hym "That's just an excuse not to pay me. I painted a painting and you looked me dead in the eyes and said 'You're not doing that right' and then TOOK A PHOTO of the of the painting and said 'Hey, you want to buy this photo for a billion dollars?' My work is so good that it's even good second hand."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM
by direct crit October 20, 2023
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
by direct crit October 21, 2023
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Excuse Me

If you're wondering why im standing here, you're in my way.
Excuse me.
by EroIsKool December 22, 2023
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Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
by Miktionary January 6, 2024
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Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
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