doom unit

A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

by moyer11 December 19, 2014

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Doom Chimney

When your chick taken' a hit off of the bong, while she's slobbin' your knob and your dick gets stuck in the bong.

Dude, last night Athrin's wife was getting high as fuck giving me a blow job and ended up giving me a Doom Chimney, instead! -Ashe

by James A. Miller May 31, 2018

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017

pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.

Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!

by Untergang fan May 28, 2017

impending doom

When someone will die physically/socially

I'm waiting for my impending doom

by HMLASD February 7, 2018

Doom-ball

A drinking game played exclusively with a 5 litre keg of Doombar Amber ale. You get a large container and a ping pong ball, you choose an appropriate distance and aim to get the ball in the container. If you hit the container you give away a drink to another player. You continue playing until the 5 litre keg is gone.

'I got absolutely destroyed by Doom-ball last night. I ended up swimming in a lake'

by Irichardson October 17, 2020