Cuban drug dealer

A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine

Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer

by fuucckklyfe June 12, 2016

mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018

bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.

Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram

by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020

Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020