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Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
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cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.
Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!
by urmeanium August 23, 2021
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Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI
xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb
by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021
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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Zack goes cottaging on thursdayd
by Goblin Ringleader August 19, 2022
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Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.
Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon
by pissingincups March 22, 2022
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Cottaged

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
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humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages
i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.
by zozza March 18, 2021
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