Chud

Used to describe things that aren't the best, eg terrible, wick and shit.

''Have you seen woody recently? His chat has been chud''

by Smallgypuss October 18, 2020

Chud Butt

The act of getting chaffage between your ass cheeks, combined with the deadly combination of mud butt.

Damn you Indian food, you gave me some wicked chud butt.

by PaRaLLeLs May 16, 2012

Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.

Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup

by lunarsauce July 15, 2011

Chud

When shit matter comes in contact with the skin

"Hey babe, why won't you finger my butt?" "Because Seth, I don't want chud finger."

by Aliens218 February 21, 2023

Chud

A cross between a chode and a chump

Tosin: ah man I just had this patient that was such a chud

by Dr. John the devil of New York October 22, 2023

Chud

If pee is #1 and poop is #2, #3 is chud. Watery excrement. Sometimes accompanied by a fart.

Your chud smells so bad, dude!

by ChickenMilk101 November 2, 2023

Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".

I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.

by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023