Chode

A short and fat penis.

Hey Demietra told me that Gordon Has a Chode!

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006

Chode

Long ass dick

We have chodes

by Hdhdudndjdb May 12, 2016

Chode

A schlong that has more girth than length

A chode is nothing to brag about

by Chris123 December 28, 2005

Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

by The ? Guy May 22, 2007

Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Chode

Chode (N), Choding (Verb) -When one experiences the euphoric effects of smoking way too much marijuana. The "Chode," is a title that can one earned by completely zoning out and having no f***ing whats going on. Symptoms of becoming a Chode are, the giggles. the munchies. and the faceless blank stare. If one displays these characteristics often, they may be deemed a "Chode Master".

How to Chode like a G: Recline car seat, bump some luciano pavoratti or "Con Te Partiro" by Andrea Bocelli. Whatever floats your boat...

Look at Sherman, he's completely Choded out.

Dude, I feel like Choding.

Jarvis is the ultimate Chodemaster.

by chop stik dik December 31, 2009

Chode

1)The area between your scrotum and rectum
2)A penis that grow sideways instead of the normal way
3)A dumbass who speaks mix language to an English.

1)My chode is itchy.
2)Khala's chode can't even fit a fucking Sardine Can.
3)Khala:Това 'n hoar?

English:What the fuck are you saying?

by (-'-^ _^)-'- May 28, 2010