carl wheezer

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Carl Shaw

Carl Shaw a gimpy fuck-boy who gets no bitches, smells like scrotal fumage, and drives a gay car. Hangs around the young women in his job despite being 56 and probably has erectile dysfunction. The man has not been able to pleasure his wife in years, and works in a dead-end job in which he thinks he's Elon Musk, but actually a wannabe Andrew Tate from Wish. Gets his shopping from Waitrose despite living in Gurnos, and acts like a BMW driver even when he's not in the car (A Douche and probably retarded). Family, friends, and colleagues can't stand him, when he enters the room they wait for him to leave. If he had hair he'd be ginger.

Carl Shaw looks horny asf when he comes out of the gift shop.

by Jules Henri November 28, 2022

dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.

"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"

by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006

the carl cave

Carl Azuz from CNN’s butt hole.

I was 8 inches deep in The Carl Cave last night.

by Butwhere December 7, 2018

William and Carl

2 Gay people who wanna fuck each other so badly

Avsgsf: look it's William and Carl
Sgsgg: They're probably getting kinky for each other

by HoldMyDingDong March 9, 2020

Carl McNugget

That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.

"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Cotton Carl

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006