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iLL SinCe BiRth

1.The act of being fresh to death,fly as a bird,kool as a fan, or any variation of the three.
2. Entertainment Group from Long Beach, CAlifornia "iLL Since Birth Ent." est. 2007 founded by KL33n KiNg aka DouBLe K.
homie 1. Mayuun ive been ill since birth they cant faze me..
homie 2. yeah dats true..u do stay kool as a fan...
by illsincebirth October 5, 2009
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give birth to a democrat

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.
by B Clinton May 3, 2008
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giving birth to cheese

Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese
by emmamelinda November 9, 2009
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Like Your Birth

Synonym for either That's What She Said or Yo' Mama. Use at the end of a sentence to further humiliate or demean someone.
Liz: Why did you tell Karen that I said she wasnt fat?
Sarah: Because.
Liz: That was uncalled for.
Sarah:...Like your Birth.
by Sarah McNasty March 24, 2009
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Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.
I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.
by griffbeats August 12, 2009
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Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
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birth defects

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.
Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!
by Reason85 February 17, 2014
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