anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021

Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.

Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.

by Sick Em D October 25, 2022

Anal beads

Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole

Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022