bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

Bathroom centaur

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.

I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

School bathroom

The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.

Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.

Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.

by babymikey27 April 20, 2015