Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

Ego bailing

The art of being a pilchard and running away when you're team (in online games) is in a position of advantage against an opposing team and a member of you're team runs away putting you're team at a disadvantage and blames everyone else.

Horgan we would have won that fight if you weren't ego bailing

by Paul kingy October 21, 2023

Bail

To cancel plans that you previously agreed upon.

Bail: I realized I don’t like Alek, I’m not going anymore.
Not bailing: Reese is so cute but unfortunately I already have plans and can’t go.

by Baller3005 December 18, 2023

Bails

Bails is cool awesome funny guy!!!!!!!! He is so silly!!

Wow bails is so silly

by matsumatt September 23, 2023

off bail

Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.

Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.

by TC $eMIchi November 7, 2022

Big Bail

Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

by Greg man November 24, 2022

Selling these bails

Lil baby and 21 savage a lot rappers have said before that “selling these bails”

This means get your niggas out of jail,

They made it out the projects they got money rolling in so they bail they niggas out of jail except it comes with fee

Selling these bails,

Nigga you need a bail,

by Fattarsopussyfarter January 10, 2022