Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy

Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!

by Emohelelwhy March 29, 2022

Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.

That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.

by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021

Arkansas Orange Roughy

When your cousin eats a whole bag of Cheetos and then gives you a dry handjob.

My cousin Sheila just ate a whole bag a Cheetos then gave me the worst Arkansas Orange Roughy I’ve ever had!!

by The Playroom’s On Fire September 24, 2021

Arkansas Chili Bowl

When you poop in someone's garbage disposal and turn it on

Man 1: Why does it smell bad in here?

Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl

by ZombieRx18 July 16, 2021

arkansas burrito

the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.

"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"

by natbutter July 28, 2021

Arkansas Family Reunion

When every male members of a family has sex with every female family members until they have all had each other at least once

Damn Billy you look tired today, yea I was at a Arkansas Family Reunion this weekend now I’m worried if my aunt is pregnant.

by Big Kountry August 28, 2021

Arkansas Mom

Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.

My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman June 3, 2021