December 9th

National beat up Lazar day.

Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.

Dude do you hear it's December 9th.

by Waxks December 8, 2021

December 9th

National tell ur friend u like them day!

“Hey I really like u Jenny!”
“Me too it’s December 9th!”

by Jeraldstabkr999 December 9, 2021

January 9th

some one was born on this day wow

person: hay did you know i was born on January 9th

person 2: oh cool

by cumslayer_uwu December 15, 2021

april 9th

April 9th is National send a nude day🤔send a picture or video to your friend🙈(with consent)

“hey its april 9th, want a vid?”

by shrekismommy April 9, 2022

April 9th

National send your boyfriend nudes day.

It’s April 9th so send your boyfriend nudes

by Gaygayapril9th April 9, 2022

March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022