September 26th

September 26th is national ‘show me your butthole’ day. It’s an amazing holiday for all booty lovers, so don’t be shy, and show a friend your ass.

Hey it’s September 26th, you know what that means ;)

by Chokolatemoose September 26, 2023

December 26th

the day after christmas when you have to wait another 364 days and you realize you have to put away all those chessy christmas decorations and lights.

Oh boi its December 26th fuck!

by random dudesz January 4, 2020

26th April

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.

Her birthdays on 26th April

It's 26th April today!

by Souvenir May 9, 2020

June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

26th of july

Molly and Jim day

Molly and Jim became friends on the 26th of July, #we’rebesties.

by Molmoo July 22, 2022

July 26th

FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!

„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”

by F180Big July 26, 2022

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022