Friday 13th

Friday the 13th is considered a very unlucky day .
Did you know that 2pac died Friday 13 th ?

- It's Friday 13th tomorrow .

- Oh no...

by 2smith April 28, 2011

13th december

People born on 13th december have fruity tookies

Her tookie do be kinda fruity doe
Duh nigga she born on the 13th December

by Big Polish Cock 900 April 13, 2020

June 13th

gay and ugly

vincent is so ugly and gay. when was he born?
“june 13th”
makes sense.

by mollyiscool18 November 24, 2021

November 13th

It’s yeet Joe and William day.

*joe and William are hanging out on November 13th*
Alex: Guess what day it is?

Joe: what....
Alex: *yeets them to the sun*
Another dude: The sun is brighter today...

by lostgroceries October 25, 2019

13th of august

Fake day!
Fake everything

Fake orgasm
Fake questions

Fake break ups
Fake everything

13th of august is a date where you fake everything

Son “Hey mum I love you…”
Mum “aawww how sweet, I love-“
Son “HAHAHAHA KIDDING!!! ITS FAKE DAY I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

by buckskin6 August 11, 2021

13th Tradition

The 13th tradition of Alcoholics Anonymous which states: the only requirement for membership at Flushing Unity is a desire to compulsively fuck newcomers.

John has the 13th tradition down pat

by Cristobal H. September 9, 2010

13th floor

-A girl gave a guy head in the 13th floor stairwell of a hotel at a convention in 2009. She is a legend.

-A place to hookup/give head

So when are we gonna go to the 13th floor?
Too bad i only have 2 stories in my house otherwise we could go to the 13th floor.

by getlaidgetpaid February 24, 2011