Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”

by lifta December 9, 2022

Baby legs

A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.

I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.

by JJsaysno. December 9, 2022

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

leg

This term is usually used in the DMV ,Basically hoes / thots , bitches on your phone

"Yea fool I got hella legs" "Awe you leggin now that you single?"

by dmv shawty:) November 22, 2018

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Motorcycle leg

Made up symptoms of fake diseases to get out of stuff one does not want to do

Motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg

by Sjdh December 5, 2018