Fake

When the Italian family on the table next to yours is quiet.

Gay Person Eating 1: Bro this isn't right. Something about this is fake.
Gay Person Eating 2: What's that?
Gay Person Eating 1: The Italian family next to us is quiet. We might be in a simulation

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022

fake

a friend that writes and practices her/his scripts every night before they talk to you the next day

what a fake bitch..............

by gmoney100 April 6, 2022

Fake nigger

Dudes who are inherently racist and homophobic at the same time. Usually are not black, but will include the word "nigger"randomly and without any context at the end of a sentences.

Example of something a fake nigger would say
<Man , I'll beat his ass....nigger.>

by Johny sinzz April 11, 2022

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

Fake

Meaning when someone is saying shit about you and their you’re friend that’s called being fake asf

Did you hear Ruth was saying shit about you
Oh I know she’s fake for that

by Yasquaxity_ April 12, 2022

Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022