by Mrs Kate Peterson December 29, 2022
Get the Dad mug.you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.
kid: hey wheres your dad?
you: idk
kid: how dont you know?
you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk
kid: im so sorry
you: thank you
you: idk
kid: how dont you know?
you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk
kid: im so sorry
you: thank you
by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023
Get the Your dad mug.Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023
Get the Your dad lesbian mug.A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.
Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”
by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023
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