Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF

The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot

Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!

by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024

William Britain

womanless man, suicidal, miner lover.

William Britain did you finally come out as a racist?

by SamsStudio March 22, 2024

William

Loved by friends feared by enemies. Most likely very good at practicing law and power lifting. He is loved.

“Hey, is that your friend William over there?”
“Oh yeah, William is everyone’s friend! He is a mighty good friend.”

by Imliterallyjustafriend March 23, 2024

Pink william

When you stick finger in your ass and rub it in your sleeping friends eye, to give him pink eye.

Bill, was such an asshole today. I gave him a pink william to get back at him.

by Hardboiled27 March 23, 2024

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

william and sebastian

William and Sebastian are lovers which meet unexpectedly. Their love is fiery and romantic although they deny what they truly are. They have always have felt a deep connection ever since they met one another and have craved a sexual relationship ever since. They both dream to be together although this dream will never become a reality.

William and Sebastian are star-crossed lovers.

by friendsflaker July 10, 2022

William Santamaria

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.

Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis

- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.

“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1

“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2

by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022