Muffin

You can call someone a muffin meaning:
That they’re an adorable, smol, and cute muffin head. (You’re a muffin by this definition since I know you’re adorable)
NOW STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE A MUFFIN AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ADORABLE-

“You’re a muffin”
“No you areeeeee”
“You’re the best muffin”
“How dare”

by Wholesome Cat November 28, 2020

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020

muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020

Muffin

A different word for nerd.

"Look at these muffins"

by Modern Shakespeare! May 14, 2020