Rusty sprocket

When a guy has his hand in a guys ass and is giving him a reach around

I heard Big Earl Gave Dan a Rusty sprocket. Later that night he blew his pink sock

by Chapo Ghestappo September 1, 2023

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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

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Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 1, 2021

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Rusty Karony

When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.

John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.

by Pappacrypto May 5, 2022

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