Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

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cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023

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Snow Wrestling

When two people are wrestling, and the man is hit in a spot that makes him jizz, while they continue to wrestle

what were you and Dave doing last night?

oh we were snow wrestling. the cleanup sucked.

by NotSCT2016 November 3, 2021

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South American Snow

Cocaine

Person 1: Bro do you know where I can get some of that South American Snow?
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.

by lilauss November 6, 2021

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Snow day

when someone puts dandruff in your mouth and jerks you off

Logan gave Damian a snow day last week pretty hot

by jjjj.1998 November 9, 2021

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Harry Snow

Harry Snow is the best person overall, he makes the funniest jokes all year round and is sure to give you a smile. All until he MURDERS YOUR LOVED ONES AND PUTS YOU UP FOR SACRIFICE!!

Harry Snow is straight.

by regular Ape Man November 12, 2021

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