april 29th

april 29th it's the high infidelity national day! by taylor mf swift
sorry calvin harris but

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

by egocentrca May 1, 2023

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April

Is the most crazy person you will ever meet, in all the good ways. They are adventurous and wild, and can cuss anyone out on the spot. April is always absolutely jaw-droppingly gorgeous, but will never mention it. April's pull the most guys, and is popular but sweet. April can make you have abs in two minutes just by her jokes. If you have an April in your life, listen up: NEVER EVER LET HER GO. She will be the best friend you can ever ask for.

That girl is almost as pretty as April.

by ufbshbf May 4, 2023

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April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

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